he got him a new toofbrush and a spitshine,
he got him the hernia shovelling snow at his greatgrandma's trailerhome.
he ate two chocolate bar for dinner, an egg,
exacerbated the pain in his backhole night in his girlfriend bed.
now he sleep in his chair, he say woe is me.
he heard them say if you don't like the weather in missouri, just wait a minute!