Department of Nude Jokes

When is and is not a thing a thing?

pigeon took flight from the street an unknowable number of times

these hands weird birds
oh

release chesty tremens

grandfather had no clock

cave plainting

mine
and something very weird happened trying to pass the savings along to you
(incomplete understanding)

The songs are living things.
They sleep nowhere.

"You've never worked in this town before again," the Executive Producer declared.

She nodded, though not in agreement: "Give the devil his hairdo."

Might a language be dead even while it is still, technically, in use?

I sometimes feel that I am writing in a dead language.

But I enjoy it so!

Department of New Jokes

What grew from his eye when he was sleeping?

A tree.